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sags downstream: yikes
all faded girls: sorry about the largeness, i am fixing that
sags downstream: yeah, that's freakin' huge man
sags downstream: but what a kickass pic
sags downstream: that's a fav, sir
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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the prospect of his future life stretched before him like
a sentence; not a prison sentence, but a long-winded
sentence with a lot of unnecessary subordinate clauses
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the prospect of his future life stretched before him like
a sentence; not a prison sentence, but a long-winded
sentence with a lot of unnecessary subordinate clauses
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al gore: wanna borrow my mace for the walk home?
me: no thanks. i have a glock.
the colors are gorgy!
<3.
fantastic.
+fav, dollface.
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p e a c e
<3.
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i'd love to get inside your head, but i've misplaced my scalpel.
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the prospect of his future life stretched before him like
a sentence; not a prison sentence, but a long-winded
sentence with a lot of unnecessary subordinate clauses
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the prospect of his future life stretched before him like
a sentence; not a prison sentence, but a long-winded
sentence with a lot of unnecessary subordinate clauses
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p e a c e
<3.
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