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al gore: wanna borrow my mace for the walk home?
me: no thanks. i have a glock.
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the prospect of his future life stretched before him like
a sentence; not a prison sentence, but a long-winded
sentence with a lot of unnecessary subordinate clauses
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al gore: wanna borrow my mace for the walk home?
me: no thanks. i have a glock.
i like the perspective.
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i'd love to get inside your head, but i've misplaced my scalpel..
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never trust a fox.
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"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
Oscar Wilde
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